Thou pribbling unchin snouted flax-wench.
Thou lumpish earth-vexing hedge-pig!
Thou churlish clapper-clawed bum-bailey!
OMG I was utterly unaware that Liz and I weren’t fb friends until a moment ago when I got the friend request!
Shows how much I bother with fb these days XD
Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
fawnascoggins replied to your post: You know you all want to sex up my fabulous…
I consider myself pretty straight. I stared at this.
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
